Erotic Photography
ā„Pairing: Kano/Kuai Liang
ā„Word Count: here
ā„Rating: Explicit
ā„Warnings: Text Fic, Nudes/Dick Pics
ā„Prompt: I'm So Hard Right Now
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[Kuai Liang said: That sounds like a you problem.]
[Kano š¦ sent a photo]
[Kano š¦ said: Nah, I think this is very much your problem.]
[Kano š¦ said: So, whatcha gonna do about it, baby?]
[Kuai Liang said: Are you sat in a closet or something right now? Why is the lighting so bad?]
[Kano š¦ said: Are yah really criticising the lighting in my dick pic right now?]
[Kuai Liang said: Oh, was it meant to be a picture of your penis? I couldnāt tell from how dark it was.]
[Kuai Liang said: Would it kill you to invest in a ring light?]
[Kano š¦ said: What the fuck are you on about?]
[Kuai Liang sent a photo]
[Kuai Liang said: See how much better quality this picture is compared to the one you sent me?]
[Kano š¦ said: Uhā¦]
[Kano š¦ said: Did you just send me a nude?]
[Kuai Liang said: Yes, but thatās not the point here.]
[Kuai Liang said: The point is, the lighting makes all the difference in erotic photography.]
[Kano š¦ said: You send me a nudeā¦ to try and own me regarding dick pic lighting?]
[Kuai Liang said: My point is, I take very high quality nudes, and quite frankly, I expect the same quality in return.]
[Kuai Liang said: Sloppy haphazard zoomed in photos of your cock will not suffice.]
[Kuai Liang said: Where is the drama? The intrigue? The creativity?]
[Kuai Liang said: I am a man of culture, Kano my dear, I require more from you than that.]
[Kano š¦ said: Wellā¦ Shitā¦]
[Kano š¦ said: Didnāt think I could get any harder, yet here we are.]
[Kano š¦ said: You at the temple?]
[Kuai Liang said: Yes I am.]
[Kano š¦ said: Good. Stay there.]
[Kano š¦ said: Imma be about 10 minutes.]
[Kano š¦ said: Then weāre gonna do some photography together, if yāknow what I mean.]
[Kuai Liang said: Sounds delightful.]
[Kuai Liang said: Iāll get my ring light ready š]
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