Hanzo glanced around the room while shutting the door behind Kuai and himself. The files special forces had requested were in here somewhere, he just had to find them.
"Right, I'm going to search the room, you're on guard duty," he ordered as he ran over to the desk, that seemed like the logical place to start looking. "Everyone think's we've come in here to fuck, so make sounds like you're having fun."
"I beg your pardon?" Kuai questioned in a much higher pitch than his usual voice.
"You know. Like, moan my name," Hanzo told him as he opened a drawer and started rifling through the insides.
"Ah! Ah!" Hanzo slowly looked up towards Kuai, standing against the door with a blush over his face. "Oh! Hanzo!"
"I said moaning, not screaming," Hanzo chastised, opening the next drawer. "They're not going to think we're having fun, they'll think I'm murdering you!"
"Why do I have to be the one moaning?" Kuai whispered through his teeth.
"Because you're a bottom," Hanzo teased, just about dodging the snowball hurled in his direction.
"You know what I think? I think you just want an excuse to hear me moan your name," Kuai sneered at him and Hanzo just glared at him.
"Fuck you." Somehow he hoped aggression would cover up that in a way, Kuai was correct. He did want to hear his former enemy moan his name. But there was no way in hell he was saying that aloud.
"Fuck me yourself you coward," Kuai countered, and if it weren't for the fact they were in the middle of a mission of espionage, he'd have marched over, dragged Kuai to the desk and bent him over it.
They both fell silent when there was a knock on the door, and a voice call "everything okay in there?"
"Everything's fine thank you," Kuai replied, grabbing hold of the doorknob to try and prevent entry, "just uh... getting dicked really good."
Hanzo wanted to slam his head against the desk.
"Okay then," the voice on the other side drawled, sounding confused. "Have uh... Have fun with that."
"I will, thanks," Kuai cheerfully told the man as he listened to his footsteps leave. Kuai sighed dramatically, "I wish I was getting dicked right now."
"I'll dick you in a minute if you don't shut up," Hanzo threatened. His face dropped seconds later when he realised what he just said. Kuai was looking at him with raised eyebrows and a shit eating smirk on his face.
"Oohh~ is that a promise, Scorpion?"
Hanzo groaned. The sooner they found these files the better.
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