[Blueberry Ice❄️ sent a photo]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Holy shit dude, what the fuck happened to you???]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: I had an accident, that's all.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: What kind of accident leaves you with your face that bruised???]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Just an accident.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: ... It's something SUPER embarrassing, isn't it?]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Yes, it is.]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: It involved me, Hanzo, Hanzo's desk and a potted plant.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: ... Yeah I am struggling to figure out the situation here, spill.]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Okay... So... Let's just say, I was sat on Hanzo's desk, and for whatever reason there was a repetitive force causing strain to the desk.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: You guys were fucking on the desk, weren't you?]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: ... Yes we were.]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Anyway, long story short, we did not notice one of the legs starting to break. It snapped, the desk tilted that way, I flew off towards the floor.]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Now Hanzo has a potted plant near the desk, and when I fell it was in the direct path of the pot.]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: So my head goes smack against the pot, I black out for a few seconds, and when I come to Hanzo is standing above me buck naked in a panic thinking he just killed me.]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: So it's been an eventful day let me tell you.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Holy fuck, first that story is HILARIOUS]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Second, are you actually okay?]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Yes I'm fine 🙂 Just a little sore.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Okay good, so I don't have to feel guilty that I'm laughing so hard?]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: No you don't 😭😭😭]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Hanzo has been dotting on me since it happened.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Yeah no shit, his dick almost killed you!]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Did you not notice the table starting to go or something?]
[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: I mean I was a little preoccupied at the time, Jonathan.]
[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: 😂😂😂😂😂]
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