[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Good evening, Twink.]
[Kuai Liang said: Uh... I'm sorry what did you just call me?]
[🔥Hanzo💛 said: What? Do you not know what a twink is?]
[Kuai Liang said: I know what a twink is...]
[Kuai Liang said: I am more concerned if you know what one is?]
[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Yes I do! Kung Jin has offered to help me embrace my bisexuality by teaching common gay lexicon.]
[Kuai Liang said: Right, and what exactly did he tell you twink meant?]
[🔥Hanzo💛 said: He just showed me a picture of you.]
[Kuai Liang said: I see.]
[Kuai Liang said: Excuse me a minute.]
[Kuai Liang said: Hello Kung Jin, please consider this a formal notice that the next time you visit the Lin Kuei temple, I am going to destroy you. Best Regards; Grandmaster Sub Zero of the Lin Kuei.]
[Kung Jin said: While I'm sure I definitely did something to deserve this, may I ask what exactly it was?]
[Kuai Liang said: Oh I don't know, maybe it was teaching my boyfriend gay slang and telling him that I'm a twink...]
[Kung Jin said: OMFG, please tell me he referred to you as a twink!]
[Kuai Liang said: It's not funny Kung Jin!]
[Kung Jin said: No, it's fucking hilarious!]
[Kuai Liang said: I am not a twink!!!]
[Kuai Liang said: I do not even remotely look like a twink!]
[Kung Jin said: Twink is not about how you look, it's a temperament.]
[Kung Jin said: One which you embody perfectly!]
[Kuai Liang said: ... You know what? I'm not waiting for you to come to the temple, I'm coming to special forces to kick your ass right now!]
[Kung Jin said: Oh no, I'm so scared, the twink is coming to beat me up!]
[Kuai Liang said: Start running Kung Jin, because you're going to be nothing but ice cubes when I catch you.]
[Kung Jin said: Uh... That... Sounds like a genuine threat...]
[Kuai Liang said: Like I said...]
[Kuai Liang said: RUN.]
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