Johnny was stood beside Kuai with his arms crossed, as the pair of them stared at the life-size marble statue of Rain sat at the front of the Lin Kuei temple. It had just shown up over night.
“A long story short,” Kuai started, shifting to his left slightly and putting a hand on his hip, “I defeated Rain in combat about a month ago and now he wants me to be his consort.”
“You do not have the problems of a normal person, do you?” Johnny replied, squinting at the statue before tilting his head as if that would give him a different look at it. “So like, is this the Edenian equivalent of sending someone a selfie?”
“I think that's what's happening here, yes.” Kuai took a step forward, trying to get a better look at this bizarre gift. “I mean... Flowers would have sufficed.”
“Well, I guess at least it's tasteful.” Kuai turned back to give Johnny a quizzical look because in what world is sending someone a large statue of themself tasteful? “I mean, least he has clothes on.”
“Point,” Kuai agreed, finally circling to look at the other side of the statue. “I just... Do not understand his logic.” He tried to sneak a peak at the statues backside. Hm, actually think the real thing is a little better, surprisingly. Kuai thought the man might have exaggerated his features a little, but he was being strangely modest for someone with such a large ego. “Apparently me beating him means I am worthy of marrying him. Is that normal in Edenian society? Or Outworld society? Or in any society in general?”
“Clearly, the man loves a power bottom,” Johnny said with a laugh. Kuai poked his head back around to shoot him a glare. “So uh, what'cha gonna do?”
“Well I'm not going to be won over so easily,” Kuai claimed finally coming around to the front again. Hands on hips he inspected the statue one last time. “If this isn't just some passing fancy and he genuinely wants this,” he took a minute to gesture at his body, “He's going to have to work for it.”
“Spoken like a true power bottom.” Johnny shook his head as Kuai rolled his eyes. “I actually mean what are you gonna do with Mr Marble here?”
“Oh, that.” Kuai rubbed his chin. “Well I can't leave it here. I'm going to have to move it inside somewhere.”
“Oooh, you gonna keep it in your room?” Johnny elbowed Kuai in the ribs.
“Fuck off Cage.” Kuai stepped towards the statue as Johnny began howling with laughter. “Now make yourself useful and help me move this thing, alright?”
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