We Can Get Down Like There's No One Around

So when they bundled him and Hanzo into Cassie’s car and told them they were going for a night out at a gay bar, he didn’t really think much of it.

He was at the bar, ordering everyone’s drink’s while the rest of the group went to find a table. He was concentrating on the order and getting it right, only just about taking notice of two men coming to stand by his side.

Until…

“Hey there,” one of the men greeted, and Kuai turned his head. Clearly the guy was talking to him, rather than anyone else. “Can you settle a debate me and my friend are having?”

“Um…” Kuai stared at them, not really sure what to say. “I can try?”

“Great,” the man exclaimed, clapping his hands as he did. “Are you a top or a bottom?”

“W-What?” Kuai stuttered, hating how hot his face was feeling. He wasn’t a blushing virgin or particularly shy about sex, so why was someone bold face asking him so embarrassing?

“Cause I was thinking you’re a top, but my friend is insisting your trousers are way too tight for you to be anything but a bottom.”

“I- uh- I.” Kuai couldn’t see himself, but he had absolutely no doubt his face was bright red. He gripped the bar counter as if he was about to fall over.

The second man began to laugh and elbowed his friend before loudly declaring “See! Told you he was a bottom!”

Kuai had no idea how that had been deciphered from his embarrassment, but he had a feeling the spluttering sound he made after just confirmed it.

“Alright, alright. Damn, you’re cute though,” the guy claimed and Kuai glanced across the room trying to find Hanzo and the kids. They were sat at a table the other side, only just visible through the crowds, and none of them seemed that interested in what he was doing. “So, you here alone? Cause we’d be more than happy to keep you company.”

“I-I’m with my boyfriend,” Kuai managed to get out, before he covered his mouth with his palm. He had to resist biting down on his flesh.

“Oh really?” The guy was grinning. Kuai glanced across to where Hanzo was, the man followed his gaze. “That him?” Kuai made a short noise. “Damn. Well, I wouldn’t be against him joining us too.”

“Oi, you two, leave him alone,” the bartender interrupted while putting down Kuai’s drinks. “I’m sure if he and his boyfriend wanted a foursome, you’d know about it.”

“Okay, shit, sorry.” Both men held their hands up in surrender. “If you change your mind though, come find us.”

This seemed to be enough to make the two men back down and walk away. Kuai turned back to the bartender and whispered “Thank you.”

“No problem,” the bartender said, putting the last of the drinks on a tray for Kuai to take. “Just outta curiosity though, is that really your boyfriend?”

“Yes,” Kaui slowly replied, confused why he’d lie about something like that.

“Shame,” the bartender said shaking his head.

“What exactly is that supposed to mean?” He asked, reaching for the tray regardless.

“Nothing,” the bartender replied with a small smile. “Just I get the feeling you’ll be using the “I have a boyfriend” line a lot tonight.”

Kuai simply nodded at that, not sure what he was supposed to say. He got the implication, even if he didn’t really understand the whys. Even with Hanzo’s assurances that Kuai was handsome, he didn’t really see it himself.

He made his way over to the others with the drinks, trying to ignore the way a few other men’s gaze followed him. He might have felt flattered if he wasn’t feeling so flustered.

As he set the drinks down, everyone looked at him with mostly concerned looks on their faces. He guessed he must have still looked red.

“Are you okay, Grandmaster?” Cassie asked as he took a seat next to Hanzo.

“I’m fine,” he said in such an unconvincing tone he winced and clenched his fists at how awful he sounded.

“What did those two guys want anyway?” Jin asked. Strange, Kuai was sure no one was paying any attention to him. The question seemed to catch Hanzo’s attention, as he immediately straightened. Kuai could see the look on his face, the possessive “do I need to kill someone for you” look.

“Uh, a threesome I think,” Kuai quietly admitted. This was followed by a loud splutter from Jacqui as she spat her drink back into her glass.

“Grandmaster!” She exclaimed between coughs, “You can’t say something like that when I’m drinking something!”

“My apologies,” Kuai offered with a sheepish smile and slight nod of his head. He looked to Hanzo, and oh man, he was pissed. “It turned into an offer of a foursome when I said I had a boyfriend.”

Somehow this did not have the desired effect of calming Hanzo down. He was shaking from how much he was holding back.

“The bartender told them to leave us alone,” Kuai assured, deciding it was probably best to leave the other comments to himself. And the fact they weren’t the only men to have been checking him out.

Hanzo did seem to back down a little, although Kuai could see him surveying the crowd, like a Cyber Lin Kuei searching for their target. Kuai sighed and placed his hand on Hanzo’s thigh. Hanzo looked back at him.

“Relax, nothing happened, you don’t need to murder anyone.” Kuai patted the thigh a little.

“Yeah, if anything you should take it as a sign you have a smokin’ hot boyfriend,” Jin claimed, and this time it was Takeda’s turn to choke on his drink.

“Oh god, you people are trying to kill us,” Takeda wheezed, hitting his fist against his chest.

Cassie and Jin both began laughing and Takeda’s misfortune, while Jacqui just pat his back. Kuai rolled his eyes slightly, before placing his head on Hanzo’s shoulder.

“You know I only have eyes for you, right?” Kuai whispered, and Hanzo let out a tense breath.

“I know.” He turned his head enough to give Kuai a kiss on the forehead. “As long as they weren’t pressuring you, or tried to hurt you.”

“I’m fine,” Kuai assured him, before sitting up. “Let’s enjoy, our drinks.”

It seemed Hanzo agreed, as the conversation turned to something else. Kuai listened and talked, but couldn’t help but notice Hanzo was so tense. Every so often, he would look out across the crowd, or glare at someone passing by. Kuai didn’t say anything, in his opinion Hanzo was looking for something that wasn’t going to happen.

Kuai at some point decided to take a walk to stretch his legs, figured maybe going to the toilet would let him do that. As he went to stand up, he noticed Hanzo’s head snap around as if to question where he was going.

“I’m just going to the bathroom,” he explained, jumping slightly when Hanzo got to his feet too.

“I’ll come with you.”

Kuai paused, a little unsure why Hanzo wanted to, but still managed to say “okay then.”

Kuai made his way though the crowds again, Hanzo hot on his heel. The bathroom was fairly roomy, and the stalls looked a fairly good size, but he wasn’t actually in here to use anything. Maybe the taps to just splash some water in his face. Still the room was empty aside for him and Hanzo so it might be a good time to figure out just where Hanzo’s jealousy was coming from.

“Why did you want to come with me to the bathroom?” Kuai asked as he approached the sinks. As weird as it was to notice in this situation, but they were extremely clean for a public bathroom.

“Why do you think?” Hanzo gruffly hissed as Kuai turned on the tap. He shot him a oblivious look before cupping his hands under the current of water. “Have you really not seen the way some of these men are looking at you?” Kuai splashed himself with the water, and looked over again as he gather more water. “And with those men you mentioned eariler, I don’t trust anyone not to try something.”

“You know I’m capable of self defence right?” Kuai said before splashing water again. He knew he should feel good that he had such an attentive and protective lover, but sometimes it felt like Hanzo forgot that Kuai wasn’t a delicate flower and was a full fledged warrior in his own right.

“I am aware,” hanzo grumbled with a roll of his eyes. Kuai turned the tap back off in time for Hanzo to walk over to him. “But like I said, you’ve gotten a lot of attention tonight.”

“Okay, can I get something straight here?” Kuai couldn’t help but snort under his breath at the idea of doing something straight in the bathroom of a gay bar. “Are you jealous of other men finding me attractive or are you jealous you havn’t been getting that attention yourself?”

“The former,” Hanzo growled behind his teeth. “Why would I care if people find me attractive?”

“I don’t know, I was just curious.” Kuai sauntered over to him, wrapping his arms around Hanzo’s shoulders. “So you’re just worried one of these men is gonna get a bit too bold and try to steal me away from you?” Hanzo just grunted in reply, and Kuai took it to mean a yes. “Aw, poor Hanzo.” Kuai kissed the corner of Hanzo’s mouth, causing him to give yet another huff. “Is there anything I can do to convince you no other man in this world stands a chance with me?”

Hanzo raised an eyebrow as he questioned, “Really? Here? Right now?”

“Hanzo don’t even pretend this is the weirdest place we’ve ever fucked,” Kuai gently chastised. They’d fucked in the Netherrealm for the Elder God’s sake, in comparison this was positively mundane.

“We should at least go into a stall,” Hanzo muttered and Kuai giggled.

“Aw, what? You don’t want to fuck me on the counter and make sure everyone sees I’m your’s?” Kuai teased as Hanzo gently began to manhandle him and usher him towards the stall furthest into the bathroom.

“If it were just us here, I might be tempted by that offer,” Hanzo stated, as he pushed Kuai into the stall, shutting and locking the door behind them. “I don’t really want the potential of the team walking in and seeing us.”

“Admit it, you just don’t want Takeda seeing us,” Kuai commented and when Hanzo glared at him, Kuai knew he was right.

“Maybe so.” Hanzo began to root through the pockets of his jacket, grumbling under his breath. “I swear I have a condom somewhere.”

A few seconds later, Hanzo pulled out a pair of leather gloves. He frowned at them, before going to put them back, but Kuai grabbed his wrist.

“Wait, keep them out,” Kuai requested and Hanzo looked at him like he’d just suggested they jump off a cliff together. “Wear them when you fuck me.”

“Why?” Hanzo questioned, but he still kept the gloves out as he went back to searching for his condoms.

“Well, let’s face it, I’m not exactly quiet, if you don’t want an audience, you’ll have to keep my mouth shut,” Kuai replied, with a grin on his face. “And imagine how I’ll look with leather gloves pushed over my mouth.”

Hanzo’s eye twitched as he muttered, “Dammit Kuai Liang, I didn’t need anymore kinks.”

Kuai just laughed, maybe a bit too loud, but he couldn’t help it. He wanted to tell Hanzo that they could never have too many kinks until he noticed a shiny metal being pulled out of Hanzo’s pocket. Anything about kinks died on his tongue as a new more pressing question came to mind.

“Are those nipple clamps?” Kuai asked, as Hanzo held them out and revealed they were indeed nipple clamps. Hanzo stared at them like he was trying to figure out a really difficult equation. “Why- Why do you just have a pair of nipple clamps in your jacket pocket?”

“I… Don’t know,” Hanzo slowly drawled, all his other movements had come to a halt as he just stared at them. “I might have accidentally left them somewhere, and ended up putting them in my pocket to take them home.”

“Sure, let’s go with that.” Kuai went to take them from Hanzo’s hand and he went back to trying to search for his condom.

Kuai observed the nipple clamps. They were silver, attached together by a thin chain. Kuai bit his lip. Well, since we have them. He reached for the buttons of his shirt, slowly undoing it button by button. Hanzo looked up just enough to try and see what Kuai was doing. The little inhale he made as Kuai went to attach one of the clamps to his own nipple was heavenly. As was the way the metal pinched at his sensitive skin.

“Fuck I love you,” Hanzo groaned as he finally pulled out the condom he was looking for.

“Love you too,” Kuai claimed as he clipped the other to his chest with a moan. Hanzo was undoing his belt and fly, and pulling his pants down. Kuai giggled, “no foreplay?”

“We can always do that later, in the privacy of our room,” Hanzo claimed, ripping open the condom packet and rolling it over his cock. Kuai decided to begin undoing his own pants, as Hanzo slipped the gloves onto his hands.

Kuai reached for his own pants, undoing his belt and fly and pushing them down and off. As soon as they were discarded, Hanzo grabbed his hips, turning them until Kuai’s back was against the wall. Warm hands grasped his thighs and slowly pushed up until Kuai’s feet were off the ground. He wrapped his legs around Hanzo’s waist and arms around his shoulders. Confident Kuai was safe from falling, Hanzo let go, reaching one hand to Kuai’s face. He pushed his leather clad hand to Kuai’s mouth.

“Ready?” Hanzo questioned as he reached down for his cock. Kuai made an agreeable hum from under the hand.

He felt Hanzo guide his cock towards his entrance. Kuai could feel the pressure against his rim as Hanzo began to insert himself. The stretch was more than usual, but nothing Kuai couldn’t handle. He moaned, muffled more than usual thanks to the thick glove. Hanzo thrust in and out shallowly, clearly experimenting to make sure Kuai was not hurting.

When he seemed convinced he moved his free hand to Kuai’s cock, and Kuai shuddered at the unusual texture engulfing him. Definitely not bad, in fact when Hanzo gave him a stroke Kuai felt his entire body tremble at the feeling. He couldn’t describe why it was so good, it just was.

“That feel good?” Hanzo asked, being more bold with the thrusts of his hips as he began to caress Kuai’s cock. “Maybe I should wear gloves more often.” God yes! Kuai wanted to scream it out. Instead all he could do was gurgle incoherently. Hanzo laughed, “Yeah, seems you’d love that wouldn’t you?”

Much to Kuai’s dismay, Hanzo let go of his cock, bringing his hand up until his fingers twisted in the chain and he gently tug. Kuai arched his back as the clamps began to pull at his nipples. As Hanzo thrust, it jostled Kuai a little, making the stretch go up and down and he couldn’t escape it, even if he really wanted to. He whimpered again behind the hand gag.

“Even if I’m not sure how these got in my pocket,” Hanzo whispered, stilling inside Kuai as he lent in to mouth at Kuai’s abused nipple, “I’m so glad they were. You always look so cute with red marks on your pecs.”

Kuai gave a satisfied sign, trying to use his position to push himself against Hanzo’s torso, trying to get some friction on his cock. Hanzo changed position slightly, putting the chain in his mouth, before returning his hand down to Kuai’s cock. With the metal in his mouth he smirked, and then began to thrust yet again.

Somehow everything about this was setting Kuai’s body on fire, a layer of sweat covering his skin. The one glove lovingly pumping his cock while the other smothered him and stopping him from screaming out. The way his nipples were being tugged on from the repetitive motion, and how Hanzo kept it that way with just his teeth. Not to mention Hanzo’s cock driving in and out of him, brushing against his prostate in time to the touches of his cock.

And then there was the situation, the fact someone could walk in and find them. Something that should scare the shit out of him yet at the same time excited him.

Shit this was so much, he was going to cum.

He didn’t have the ability to warn Hanzo, just close his fists and cling to his jacket as he felt himself cum. He felt himself tighten around Hanzo’s cock, but unlike normal, Hanzo didn’t follow suit, he just stilled inside Kuai as he continued to stroke him.

Even though Kuai was spent, Hanzo didn’t let him down, he pulled up his gloved hand, Kuai’s white cum standing out against the dark brown.

“You got my glove dirty,” Hanzo claimed as he finally removed his hand from Kuai’s mouth, only to push the other to his lips. “Be a good boy and clean up your mess while I finish.”

Kuai felt himself shudder again, before opening his lips. His tongue darted out, surprised by how he found neither the taste of leather or his own cum that objectionable. Seeing Kuai obeying his order so throughly seemed to spur Hanzo on, his hips thrusting at speeds usually only reserved for their bedroom. Kuai tried to be quiet, he really did, but between his licks he couldn’t help the lewd sounds that came from his mouth. God if anyone walked in it would be so obvious what they were doing.

He could hear Hanzo muttered to himself, and as Kuai cleaned off the last bit of cum from the glove, he felt Hanzo bottom out. Seconds later, heat was filling him inside, and he groaned at the wonderful feeling.

They stayed like that for a few seconds, panting in each others arms. Their eyes met, and soon after dissolved into a fit of giggles.

“We should probably clean up,” Hanzo started, “And come up with a lie to tell the kids.”

“Hanzo, they’re young, not stupid, they probably already have an idea why we’ve been here so long.” Kuai finally unwrapped his legs from around Hanzo, letting his feet finally set down on the floor. “I think the best thing to do is not acknowledge how long we’ve been gone, and if they ask, awkwardly change the subject.”

Hanzo opened his mouth as if to argue, but seemed to concede that this was indeed the best way to deal with the situation. They made quick work of regathering their clothes and putting everything back to place. Not wanting to waste anymore time, they opened the door and…

Stood at the sink, washing his hands, was the bartender.

He turned to look at them both, the three of them making eye contact for an uncomfortably long stretch of time.

“Uh, sorry,” Kuai clumsily whispered, feeling his face heating up yet again.

“No worries,” The bartender claimed, finishing with the sink and reaching for a towel. “Trust me, you two aren’t the first people to fuck in this bathroom, and you certainly won’t be the last.” Despite everything the bartender flashed them a strange smile. “Glad you guys had fun, feel free to come back anytime. I get the feeling you two would be very popular around here.”

And with that he was gone through the door.

Yet another awkward silence between them.

“Well. I wouldn’t object to coming back,” Kuai claimed, pushing some hair behind his ears.

“Maybe next time we should come alone,” Hanzo said lowly, and Kuai felt the man lightly slap his ass.

Kuai just grinned slightly as he took Hanzo’s hand and dragged him toward the bathroom door.

“Maybe we should.”

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