I Wanna Waste, Waste Away With You

“How dare you!”

Kuai Liang could hear the groans from their peers. They were likely fed up hearing him and Hanzo’s argument every time there was a cross company meeting. The second the pair were in the same room as each other, the jabs would start until they were screaming at each other. No matter what the meeting was about, one of them started an argument.

The whole room must have been so sick of it, but it was needed.

Their families had been enemies for a very long time. They were expected to be at each other’s throats whenever they were in the same vicinity as each other. It was just… How it had to be.

“Gentlemen, please,” Raiden finally spoke up, standing and holding his hands up as if to placate them. “This argument will not solve anything.”

“It’ll solve his attitude,” Hanzo spat out and Kuai Liang dramatically rolled his eyes.

“My attitude?” Kuai put his hands on his hips and bared his teeth. “I’m not the one giving quite frankly awful financial advice.”

“Enough,” Raiden growled, his head dropping slightly. “Maybe you both should step outside for a moment, take a walk and clear your heads.”

Kuai and Hanzo shared a hateful glare, but they both bit out a bitter sounding “fine.”

They both made it to the door, where Hanzo pushed in front to open it first. To his surprise, Hanzo didn’t go through, but held it open.

“We wouldn’t want the Princess getting his hands dirty would we?” Hanzo sneered while gesturing for Kuai Liang to go through.

“Well, at least now I know why chivalry is dead,” Kuai noted as he strolled out of the door, looking Hanzo in the eye. “You murdered it.”

Eventually, they’d both left the room, shutting the door behind them. They both shot each other a scathing look.

“Just wait until Bábá hears about this.” Kuai Liang pouted as he spoke. “He’s going to be so mad.”

“Not as mad as my Father will be.” Hanzo’s eyes narrowed, like he was trying a little too hard to seem angry.

And then, they both fell into a fit of giggles. Next thing Kuai knew he felt Hanzo taking his hand and pulling him down the corridor. They didn’t say anything, just continued to laugh until they came to the closest toilets. They ran inside, rushing towards a stall and making it inside.

“One of these days, they’re going to figure it out, you know,” Kuai teased, giving a little gasp as Hanzo’s hands were immediately at his ass, groping him.

“They won’t.” Hanzo lent forward to claim Kuai’s lips in a kiss. “We could be at the altar and they’d still think we hate each other.”

“Ooh? At the altar?” Kuai teased, hands reaching down to start undoing Hanzo’s fly. “Have you been having fantasies about marrying me, Mr. Hasashi?”

“All the damn time.” Hanzo groaned as Kuai’s hands brushed against his clothed cock. “One day, when we aren't under our family's thumbs.” Hanzo continued to kiss down Kuai Liang’s neck. “Or we could elope, I suppose.” He paused, hands kneading Kuai’s ass a little. “That’s not exactly the romantic wedding I envisioned though.”

“Oh, I don’t know, I think eloping sounds very romantic.” He couldn’t help but grin, as Hanzo tilted his head in confusion. “Two people, running off to be with each other regardless of their families objections?”

Hanzo looked like he was considering that, before humming “sounds very Romeo and Juliet.”

“Well, hopefully this will end better than that did,” Kuai chuckled as Hanzo continued to kiss along his neck. He so wished Hanzo could bite and leave marks, but he knew they couldn’t. “We can’t be long. They’ll start to get suspicious.”

“Then we’d better be quick then, hadn’t we?”

Hanzo pushed him against the wall of the stall, pushing him up while pulling his pants down. Kuai wrapped his legs around Hanzo’s waist, licking his lips in anticipation.

Maybe one day, they could be open about their relationship. But until then? Well, Kuai Liang guessed there was some fun to be had in pretending.

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