Plugged In

❥Pairing: Hanzo Hasashi/Kuai Liang
❥Word Count: 482 Words
❥Rating: Mature
❥Warnings: Text Fic, Fluff, Affectionate use of the words idiot and moron, References to sex, Innuendos, Fake arguments between partners, Kuai is bad with technology
❥Prompt: Technology

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[Kuai Liang said: Johnny sent me a new DVD player, but I can't get it to work. Help, please?]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: You know I'm not really the person to text about this.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: If Johnny brought it you, why don't you ask him?]

[Kuai Liang said: I tried he's not answering his phone and neither is Cassandra, so you're up Romeo.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Ugh, okay fine I'll try. What seems to be the issue?]

[Kuai Liang said: No matter what I do nothings coming up on the TV.]

[Kuai Liang said: And it's definitely plugged in the right plug thingy at the back of the TV I double checked.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Have you tried hitting the on button?]

[Kuai Liang said: Yes! It doesn't do anything!]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: What about the on button of the player itself?]

[Kuai Liang said: I've tried it's not doing anything!]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Are there any lights or anything on at all?]

[Kuai Liang said: No. Nothing.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Not that I think you're quite this much of a moron but I have to ask...]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Are you sure it's plugged in?]

[Kuai Liang said: Yes! I already said that!]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: No, I mean into a power outlet.]

[Kuai Liang said: …]

[Kuai Liang said: You love me right?]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Oh. My. GOD!]

[Kuai Liang said: 😭😭😭]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Is it working now?]

[Kuai Liang said: … Yes...]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Wow, astounding what electricity can do to help an electrical device work.]

[Kuai Liang said: Oh shut up. I get it. I'm an idiot.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: I can't believe I'm going to marry you...]

[Kuai Liang said: I mean you know what you're getting into...]

[Kuai Liang said: So that one's on you at this point.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Yes, I guess that does make me the bigger idiot 😕]

[Kuai Liang said: You're my idiot though.]

[Kuai Liang said: 💖💖💖💖💖]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Stop being cute, you're making it very hard for me to be fake mad at you!]

[Kuai Liang said: Well I mean, that's not the only thing I make very hard for you 😘]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: True, life in general is much harder with you around.]

[Kuai Liang said: 🙁]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: But I suppose you have your uses.]

[Kuai Liang said: Wow...]

[Kuai Liang said: Next time you come to the Lin Kuei temple you are sleeping on the couch, you jerk.]

[Kuai Liang said: And NOTHING will be getting hard 😠]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: Wait. No.]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: I'm sorry.]

[Kuai Liang said: Too late! I'm going to watch DVD's and ignore you now.]

[Kuai Liang said: (Thank you for the help, love you 💛💙💛💙)]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: …]

[🔥Hanzo💛 said: I love you too, moron.]

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