“I have a surprise.”
That was strange thing to lead with, especially for Hanzo Hasashi who by all accounts didn't do surprises. At least, not good ones. Kuai stared at him, realising the other man had his hands behind his back. He didn't say anything, but despite his apprehension tried to give Hanzo a look that communicated to just get it over with already. Hanzo pulled his hand from behind his back, and in his hand something silver glinted in the light.
It was a pair of handcuffs.
“Mm, so you're making good on your promise to have me cuffed to your bed then?” Kuai questioned as he reached to take the handcuffs.
Hanzo gave an affirmative hum as he let Kuai take the cuffs. Now looking closer, these weren't just a cheap pair of sex shop handcuffs. They were far sturdier than those flimsy things. They looked good quality. Too good quality...
Military quality...
“Hanzo, where exactly did you get these?” Kuai asked, an eyebrow raised.
“Eh, I grabbed them last time I was at Special Forces.” Hanzo shrugged as if was no big deal, while inside Kuai felt like he wanted to slam his head against the wall.
“So you stole them?” Kuai stared at the cuffs again, giving a tug on them. While he'd definitely have trouble breaking out of them, he wasn't sure that extra strength was worth the wrath of the Special Forces. “Sonya is going to beat your ass when she catches up to you.”
“She won't even notice,” Hanzo said smugly and all Kuai could do was give him the look. The one that told Hanzo he had done something incredibly dumb.
“You do realise they keep inventory of things like this right?” Kuai held the cuff up hung from a single finger. “And once they realise they are missing they're going to go into the security footage and witness you snatching them right?”
Hanzo was silent for a few seconds. He was trying to remain passive but Kuai could see the sudden realisation in his eye that was slowly becoming panic. He clearly hadn't thought this through.
“Right well, uh, you... You make yourself at home and if you'll excuse me,” Hanzo started as he slowly backed up, “I have some tapes to destroy.”
And like that Hanzo was gone in a burst of flames. Kuai stared at the spot he'd been for a few seconds, absent-mindedly spinning the cuff on his fingers.
Absolute idiot...
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