4AM

❥Pairing: Hanzo Hasashi/Kuai Liang
❥Word Count: 448 Words
❥Rating: Mature
❥Warnings: Text Fic, Lots of Swearing, Emoji abuse, Johnny is both really smart and really dumb, Purposefully annoying someone
❥Prompt: Annoying

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[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: So I know this probs won't be a possibility without Shang Tsung magic type bullshit but...]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: If you and Kuai had a kid, would they have fire powers, ice powers or water powers?]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥 said: Johnny, it's four in the fucking morning!]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥 said: Also wtf are you talking about? Why would mine and Kuai Liang's hypothetical child have fucking water powers?]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Because fire melts ice, and when ice melts it turns to water.]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥 said: I am so fucking mad that is actually a logical explanation that next time I see you I'm going to fucking slap you.]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Wow, you are swearing a LOT more than you usually do 😮]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥said: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!!]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Not a morning person then? Good to know.]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥 said: NOT AT FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING, NO!!!!]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Geeze, someone really needs to chill out.]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥 said: I swear to fucking god I am going to throw my phone so hard that it travels across the fucking ocean to hit you in the fucking face.]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: I love this so much.]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥 said: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BASTARD]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Language Hanzo!]

[Hot n' Spicy🔥said: FUCK OFF!]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Johnny can you please leave Hanzo alone, he almost set the bed on fire.]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: OMFG did he actually?]

[Blueberry Ice❄️said: YES!]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: I've had to kick him out the bedroom until he cools off, and I can hear him storming up and down the corridor swearing in Japanese.]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: At least I assume it's swearing, I don't know enough Japanese to tell.]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Omfg, all I did was ask if you two had kids if they'd have fire, ice or water powers!]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: I think it's less what you asked and more that it is 4am here right now.]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Also why would our child have water powers???]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Haha because fire melts ice and melted ice becomes water.]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: …]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: 🤯🤯🤯]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: Haha have I just changed your entire outlook on things?]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: YES!!!]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: Honestly I'm kind of impressed by that logic.]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: How is it you are both the smartest and dumbest person I know?]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: It's my special talent 👉🏻👉🏻]

[Johnny Wiseau😎 said: There's no finger gun emoji that'll have to do]

[Blueberry Ice❄️ said: 😒😒😒]

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